Interests
I'm Looking For
- Women
- Ages 18-25
- For friendship, long term, dating, casual hookups
My Story
I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, and it is also very inappropriate, caustic, and downright fucked up. I WILL make fun of you, a lot. So if you don't have a sense of humor, pull the trigger bitch. I'm a huge nerd when it comes to fantasy books and shit but I can interact with other people perfectly fine. I fucking love music, I even play bass. I love to party and drink with my friends at someone's house or at a college where I know people. I smoke cigars and pipes, as in a pipe like Sherlock Holmes. I love listening to stand-up comedy.
And even though I am very sarcastic and make fun of my friends a lot, I actually am quite nice :) I'm good at making people laugh and I'm loyal as all fuck. I'll never let you down. And I like doing random stuff just to make you happy. I'm quite good at it actually.
I hate when people don't know how to spell properly. If you don't know the difference between: they're, their, and there; then don't talk to me. After x amount of years in school,
Ideal Match
You are a sarcastic bitch, who can take it as well as you dish it out.
Profile Details
- Body Type
- Thin
- Politics
- Conservative
- Religion
- Not Religious
- Smoking
- Socially
- Drinking
- Socially